koooool one liner

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If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.

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I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.

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I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

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Never try to drown your troubles... Especially if he can swim.

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Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.

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Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.

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By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he's usually wrong.

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Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn't have.

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[AHB]

very nice sister

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thanks brother

[Hassan1953]

VERY NICE SHARE OF INFORMATION

SPECIALLY THE FOLLOWING

I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people

Never try to drown your troubles... Especially if he can swim.

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glad u like thme

[Hassan1953]

THERE ARE SOME COOOL RULES ALSO

1 LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

2 LAW OF TELEPHONE : When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

3 LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

4 LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

5 LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.( So do not lie to boss ).

6 BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
7 LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8 LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will !
9 LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10 THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.


11. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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1 LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

believe me it happens

[Hassan1953]

Yeah it always happens
Specially : LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Embarassing na?

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lol probablity

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well i hate it bc i don;t understand it

[Hassan1953]

lol probablity

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well i hate it bc i don;t understand it

Well it is like this
If you want to have a business relationship or wanted to establish a new business with some one new your partner whom you dont want to know this will appear before you. You will have a lot of expnanations to do and tell a lot of lie.

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yup iit happens

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3 LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

very true

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4 LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

i always lose my pencil