After Marriage: A state in which husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
Love: Something You can't buy, but pay dearly for it.
Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
Tears: A hydraulic force which makes feminine water power to conquer over masculine will-power.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
for the first one
its first part is true he losese his bachelors
yeh thts true but i dont belive women take over as master lolll
“The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears.”
yeah me to agree with that