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    After Marriage: A state in which husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

    Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

    Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

    Love: Something You can't buy, but pay dearly for it.

    Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.

    Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.

    Tears: A hydraulic force which makes feminine water power to conquer over masculine will-power.


    Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
    میں نےجو کیا وہ برا کیا،میں نے خود کو خود ہی تباہ کیا

    جو تجھے پسند ہو میرے رب،مجھے اس ادا کی تلاش ہے

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    Quote Originally Posted by _knownothing_ View Post

    Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.

    Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
    loll some are true but i dont believe in these two
    “The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears.”

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    for the first one


    its first part is true he losese his bachelors
    میں نےجو کیا وہ برا کیا،میں نے خود کو خود ہی تباہ کیا

    جو تجھے پسند ہو میرے رب،مجھے اس ادا کی تلاش ہے

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    yeh thts true but i dont belive women take over as master lolll
    “The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears.”

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    yeah me to agree with that
    میں نےجو کیا وہ برا کیا،میں نے خود کو خود ہی تباہ کیا

    جو تجھے پسند ہو میرے رب،مجھے اس ادا کی تلاش ہے

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