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    Default koooool one liner

    If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.

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    I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.

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    I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

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    Never try to drown your troubles... Especially if he can swim.

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    Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.

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    Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.

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    A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.

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    By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he's usually wrong.

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    Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn't have.

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    very nice sister

    Our Lord! grant us good in this world

    and good in the hereafter,
    and save us from the chastisement of the fire



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    thanks brother
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    VERY NICE SHARE OF INFORMATION

    SPECIALLY THE FOLLOWING


    I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.

    I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people

    Never try to drown your troubles... Especially if he can swim.


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    glad u like thme
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    THERE ARE SOME COOOL RULES ALSO

    1 LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

    2 LAW OF TELEPHONE : When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

    3 LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

    4 LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

    5 LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.( So do not lie to boss ).

    6 BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
    7 LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

    8 LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will !
    9 LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

    10 THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.


    11. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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    1 LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
    believe me it happens
    میں نےجو کیا وہ برا کیا،میں نے خود کو خود ہی تباہ کیا

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    Yeah it always happens
    Specially : LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

    Embarassing na?

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    lol probablity

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    well i hate it bc i don;t understand it
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    Quote Originally Posted by _knownothing_ View Post
    lol probablity

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    well i hate it bc i don;t understand it
    Well it is like this
    If you want to have a business relationship or wanted to establish a new business with some one new your partner whom you dont want to know this will appear before you. You will have a lot of expnanations to do and tell a lot of lie.

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