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    Default ~~~Smile please~~~

    Share some jokes for others happiness........

    ( only decent jokes )

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    Maa: Beta America se Mery Liye Jawan Hone ki Dawai Bhajna.

    Bety Ne America se Capsol Bhajy or kaha 1 se Ziyada nhi Khana.

    Jub beta America se Wapas Aaya to Dekha
    Ghar Main 1 Khubsurat Larki Ghoom Rahi Hai.

    Beta: Tum Kon Ho?
    Men Teri Maa Hon.

    Beta: Abba Kahan Hain?
    Maa: Unho ne 2 Kha Liye Thy Wo Jhooly Men So Rahy Hain. :-)

    but its not for u hasan
    میں نےجو کیا وہ برا کیا،میں نے خود کو خود ہی تباہ کیا

    جو تجھے پسند ہو میرے رب،مجھے اس ادا کی تلاش ہے

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    Quote Originally Posted by _knownothing_ View Post

    but its not for u hasan
    Thanks for this gr8 info...
    its only i can understood.......

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    What is confidence?

    A 99 year old lady bye a sim card with life time validty.

    Great confidence na..........

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    lol is that ur created joke
    میں نےجو کیا وہ برا کیا،میں نے خود کو خود ہی تباہ کیا

    جو تجھے پسند ہو میرے رب،مجھے اس ادا کی تلاش ہے

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    4 things boys do in exam hall

    1.c0unt the number of student
    2.count fans and tube lights
    3.reading the brand of their pen
    4.thinking of studying seriously for the next exams.


    4 things girls do in exam hall
    1.write
    2.write
    3.write
    4.And write
    ata ho ya na ata ho
    (they know or they don't know )

    میں نےجو کیا وہ برا کیا،میں نے خود کو خود ہی تباہ کیا

    جو تجھے پسند ہو میرے رب،مجھے اس ادا کی تلاش ہے

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    Quote Originally Posted by _knownothing_ View Post
    lol is that ur created joke
    no just sms joke

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    What is Talent and what is Intelligence ?

    Walking on a tight r0pe over Niagra Falls is Talent.


    n0t Trying such a thing is called Intelligence.......

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    lol funny ...............
    میں نےجو کیا وہ برا کیا،میں نے خود کو خود ہی تباہ کیا

    جو تجھے پسند ہو میرے رب،مجھے اس ادا کی تلاش ہے

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    for those who know punjabi

    A punjabi women talking to an english doctor in LONDON about her ill child "My kaka is ill ik week da na eat da na sleep da
    bas weep da tey cheekda
    میں نےجو کیا وہ برا کیا،میں نے خود کو خود ہی تباہ کیا

    جو تجھے پسند ہو میرے رب،مجھے اس ادا کی تلاش ہے

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