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  • ~~~Smile please~~~

    Share some jokes for others happiness........

    ( only decent jokes )

  • #2
    Maa: Beta America se Mery Liye Jawan Hone ki Dawai Bhajna.

    Bety Ne America se Capsol Bhajy or kaha 1 se Ziyada nhi Khana.

    Jub beta America se Wapas Aaya to Dekha
    Ghar Main 1 Khubsurat Larki Ghoom Rahi Hai.

    Beta: Tum Kon Ho?
    Men Teri Maa Hon.

    Beta: Abba Kahan Hain?
    Maa: Unho ne 2 Kha Liye Thy Wo Jhooly Men So Rahy Hain. :-)

    but its not for u hasan
    میں نےجو کیا وہ برا کیا،میں نے خود کو خود ہی تباہ کیا

    جو تجھے پسند ہو میرے رب،مجھے اس ادا کی تلاش ہے

    http://www.123muslim.com/discussion-...d-arround.html

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    • #3
      Originally posted by _knownothing_ View Post

      but its not for u hasan
      Thanks for this gr8 info...
      its only i can understood.......

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      • #4
        What is confidence?

        A 99 year old lady bye a sim card with life time validty.

        Great confidence na..........

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        • #5
          lol is that ur created joke
          میں نےجو کیا وہ برا کیا،میں نے خود کو خود ہی تباہ کیا

          جو تجھے پسند ہو میرے رب،مجھے اس ادا کی تلاش ہے

          http://www.123muslim.com/discussion-...d-arround.html

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          • #6
            4 things boys do in exam hall

            1.c0unt the number of student
            2.count fans and tube lights
            3.reading the brand of their pen
            4.thinking of studying seriously for the next exams.


            4 things girls do in exam hall
            1.write
            2.write
            3.write
            4.And write
            ata ho ya na ata ho
            (they know or they don't know )

            میں نےجو کیا وہ برا کیا،میں نے خود کو خود ہی تباہ کیا

            جو تجھے پسند ہو میرے رب،مجھے اس ادا کی تلاش ہے

            http://www.123muslim.com/discussion-...d-arround.html

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            • #7
              Originally posted by _knownothing_ View Post
              lol is that ur created joke
              no just sms joke

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              • #8
                What is Talent and what is Intelligence ?

                Walking on a tight r0pe over Niagra Falls is Talent.


                n0t Trying such a thing is called Intelligence.......

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                • #9
                  lol funny ...............
                  میں نےجو کیا وہ برا کیا،میں نے خود کو خود ہی تباہ کیا

                  جو تجھے پسند ہو میرے رب،مجھے اس ادا کی تلاش ہے

                  http://www.123muslim.com/discussion-...d-arround.html

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                  • #10
                    for those who know punjabi

                    A punjabi women talking to an english doctor in LONDON about her ill child "My kaka is ill ik week da na eat da na sleep da
                    bas weep da tey cheekda
                    میں نےجو کیا وہ برا کیا،میں نے خود کو خود ہی تباہ کیا

                    جو تجھے پسند ہو میرے رب،مجھے اس ادا کی تلاش ہے

                    http://www.123muslim.com/discussion-...d-arround.html

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                    • #11
                      for hasan bro



                      A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room.

                      He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.


                      Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.


                      The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.


                      The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"


                      The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.


                      Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb."


                      The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.


                      The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"


                      Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?
                      میں نےجو کیا وہ برا کیا،میں نے خود کو خود ہی تباہ کیا

                      جو تجھے پسند ہو میرے رب،مجھے اس ادا کی تلاش ہے

                      http://www.123muslim.com/discussion-...d-arround.html

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                      • #12
                        car is chooza takra k behosh ho gya
                        Admi choozey ko Ghar laya or pinjre mei
                        Bund kar diya

                        chooza jaga to
                        Bola.. Haye Allah Jail Ho Gai
                        lagta hia



                        driver marr geya
                        sigpicNever say “HI” instead
                        say ASSALAM-O-ALAIKUM
                        Never say “BYE” instead
                        say “ALLAH HAFIZ”.
                        Do not ignore your reality, u r MUSLIM

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                        • #13
                          lol thats funny
                          میں نےجو کیا وہ برا کیا،میں نے خود کو خود ہی تباہ کیا

                          جو تجھے پسند ہو میرے رب،مجھے اس ادا کی تلاش ہے

                          http://www.123muslim.com/discussion-...d-arround.html

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                          • #14
                            Teacher asked student,

                            "If U dial 001,
                            Then what will happen?"

                            Student:

                            "Police jeep will come in a Reverse Gear .!

                            Last edited by Hasan1; 05-25-2010, 12:48 PM.

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                            • #15
                              A man was arrested 4 a road accident

                              Judge : how did accident occur

                              Man :I don't know sir I was sleeping

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